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S.O.S. [Jul. 15th, 2007|06:40 pm]
Snitched!

snitched

[ihavebigprongs]
[location |boys dorm]
[mood |scaredscared]

The c- castle is under … siege. Nobody can get home ... all trapped at various parts of the castle-

Zombies.

Moony and I

trapped in the dorm. Just spent four days trying to get from the Charms classroom to here. Zombies everywhere.
Everywhere!

I had to grope one to get it to move. I NEARLY LOST MY MOTHER-FUCKING AR- MOONY GET OFF MY LEG. NOW ISN'T THE TIME.

I dunno what to do … I haven’t seen Lily or Sirius for- days… this wasn’t in the Head Boy manual.
IT WASN’T IN THE MANUAL.
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-15 05:58 pm (UTC)
PRONGS! QUICK! GIVE ME YOUR WAND. SOMETHING'S TRYING TO GET IN THE WINDOW.
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[User Picture]From: ihavebigprongs
2007-07-15 06:01 pm (UTC)
GET YOUR HAND OUT OF-
NOW ISN'T THE TIME!
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-15 06:02 pm (UTC)
NOT THAT WAND YOU FUCKING CRETIN.
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[User Picture]From: ihavebigprongs
2007-07-15 06:03 pm (UTC)
OH MY GOD WHERE IS MY MOTHER FUC-
MY WAND.
I CAN'T-

I KNOW!
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-15 06:04 pm (UTC)
You are kidding me.
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[User Picture]From: ihavebigprongs
2007-07-15 06:08 pm (UTC)
LOOK. IF WE JUST AIM THEY SHOULD TAKE THEIR HEAD OFF.
I SAW IT IN A COMIC ONCE.



GRANTED IT WAS A PORNO BUT IT WILL WORK- STOP ARSING ABOUT AND GRAB ONE.
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[User Picture]From: ihavebigprongs
2007-07-15 06:28 pm (UTC)
SIRIUS! OH MY GOD COME HERE, OH MY GOD COMETOMUMMYOHMYBABY
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-15 06:30 pm (UTC)
...
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[User Picture]From: ihavebigprongs
2007-07-15 06:30 pm (UTC)
it's okay shhhhhhh you're safe, baby. you're safe.
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-07-15 06:41 pm (UTC)
prongs. prongs there were dead people and they- they- james i was so worried, i thought you were dead and they tore my hobgoblins tshirt
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[User Picture]From: ihavebigprongs
2007-07-15 06:42 pm (UTC)
oh precious boy like mummy could ever die. come here, there we go. let it all out. maybe if you ask remmie nicely he'll get his sewing kit out? huh? shhhhhh there we go. that's a boy.
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-07-15 06:47 pm (UTC)
jamie please don't ever leave me again
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[User Picture]From: thetrousersnake
2007-07-15 07:32 pm (UTC)
I don't know if you care, but I'm still here and FYI, I AM STUCK IN THE LIBRARY TRYING TO FEND OFF THE RABID HORDE THAT'S TRYING TO SHIMMY UP THE DRAINPIPE. LITTLE HELP PLEASE?
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-15 07:36 pm (UTC)
GODDAMMIT I HATE BEING THE NICE ONE.


I'M ON MY WAY, SEVERUS!
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[User Picture]From: thetrousersnake
2007-07-15 07:39 pm (UTC)
BRING HEAVY THINGS TO THROW. I'M RUNNING OUT OF BOOKS IN THIS SECTION
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[User Picture]From: thetrousersnake
2007-07-15 07:42 pm (UTC)
ACTUALLY. BRING SOME 1ST YEARS. MAYBE THEY'LL LEAVE US ALONE IF WE MAKE A SACRIFICE.
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-15 07:46 pm (UTC)
WE CAN'T SACRIFICE STUDENTS. MAYBE WE CAN TRANSFIGURE BOOKS INTO SMALL ANIMALS AND SACRIFICE THOSE.
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[User Picture]From: thetrousersnake
2007-07-15 07:48 pm (UTC)
THAT SEEMS SO HALF-ARSED THOUGH. I DON'T WANT TO INSULT THEM AND MAKE THEM MORE AN- WATCH OUT!
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-15 07:57 pm (UTC)
OW. JESUS.



Who the hell left those books there.
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[User Picture]From: thetrousersnake
2007-07-16 12:16 am (UTC)
Once we get there? You know, being the sly tricksy slimy and general dick-headish types that my lot are, we happen to've fortified this place well.

Mind that wire. You do not want to trip that wire.
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-16 12:17 am (UTC)
What wire?
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[User Picture]From: thetrousersnake
2007-07-16 12:18 am (UTC)
THAT WI-
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-16 12:21 am (UTC)
...











oops
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[User Picture]From: thetrousersnake
2007-07-16 12:25 am (UTC)
You utter FUCKHEAD.


QUICK. BEHIND THE BIG STATUE OF THE LEERY, SLIGHTLY SUGGESTIVE LOOKING NUN-PIG-HAMSTER THING. DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. JUST GO.
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-16 12:26 am (UTC)
WELL YOU MIGHT HAVE WARNED ME BEFORE I WALKED INTO I- ARGH STOP PINCHING!


It really is quite filthy back here.
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