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Urgent message to slytherin dorm communal bogs: [Jul. 17th, 2007|12:11 am]
Snitched!

snitched

[thetrousersnake]
For the attn of Messr Moony, who seems to've wandered off to the loo and not come back in a while:

when you're done could you pick up some more olives from the fridge? I'm not sure that this vermouth is of molotov standards and I just want to check it again to make extra sure it's alcoholic enough to do the trick, if you snatch my drift.


mm. burny throat. mmm
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-16 11:24 pm (UTC)
SEVERUS. WHERE THE BOLLOCKING SHITBAGS WERE YOU, I ALMOST GOT MY APPENDAGES BITTEN OFF!
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[User Picture]From: thetrousersnake
2007-07-16 11:31 pm (UTC)
Wha? Oh yeah. I was checking for zombies in the fridge.

Hmm? Don't look at me like that. You're safe aren't you? Here. Have a sambuca. Calm your nerves.
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-16 11:45 pm (UTC)
Thank you.

So what do we do now?
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[User Picture]From: thetrousersnake
2007-07-18 10:30 pm (UTC)
um. Get a round in?
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-18 10:54 pm (UTC)
Don't you think we should be fighting or something?
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[User Picture]From: thetrousersnake
2007-07-18 11:06 pm (UTC)
Right now? Um, let me think.

No.

Put it this way, from what I've seen, there's got to be upwards of five thousand of these festering corpse things out there. All wanting to get at the nuggety chicken you've got in your skull where they should have put synapses. They don't feel pain, they don't feel fear, they will scale castle walls with fingers bleeding and broken to bite our bollocks off.

Teachers have buggered off. No sign of Head Ponce or his missus. Handful of scared pupils left. We're the prefects and therefore until someone older and more responsible gets back and finds us all with our legs munched off we're in charge. We're probably doomed.

So I don't know about you, but I don't think I'd begrudge us one last drinky whilst we try and come up with a plan to get out of this fucking mess.

Unless you fancy grabbing a pikestaff and getting killed early on in the proceedings. If so then there's a shiny pink one over there. knock yourself out.
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-18 11:36 pm (UTC)
Oh okay.

I'll have a white wine spritzer then.
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[User Picture]From: thetrousersnake
2007-07-18 11:42 pm (UTC)
That all? You knob-cheese. Last few hours of your miserable little doggie life and you want that?!

Well you can't have one.
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-19 12:01 am (UTC)
Why not? Maybe I want one.

Don't poke me! For the love of-


FINE. I'll have a- a um. A flaming orchid?
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[User Picture]From: thetrousersnake
2007-07-19 12:04 am (UTC)
A wise choice, Sir.

I hope you like gunpowder.
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-19 12:05 am (UTC)
Is that a kind of liqueur?
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[User Picture]From: thetrousersnake
2007-07-19 12:11 am (UTC)
No. It's a kind of explosive.

Do you want a cocktail umbrella with that?
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-19 12:28 am (UTC)
Yes please. Have you got any green ones?
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[User Picture]From: thetrousersnake
2007-07-19 12:37 am (UTC)
Green with silver snakes on. And if you hum toccata and fugue in D minor at them they glow. No one knows why.
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-19 12:56 am (UTC)
Ooh, swanky.

What are you drinking?
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[User Picture]From: thetrousersnake
2007-07-19 01:06 am (UTC)
Haven't decided yet. Preferably something that can blind a moose....

There's some babycham under here if you want it.
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