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[Jul. 21st, 2007|09:27 pm]
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[moopylunin]
Sirius, I need you to help me with something.

I need you to get James's diary and bring it to the library tonight with yours. I'll explain when you get here.
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-07-23 02:44 pm (UTC)
THERE YOU ARE.

I've been looking for you for THREE BLEEDING DAYS. WHERE THE SODDING PISSBUCKET HAVE YOU BEEN. SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH- mmrffrmmrrf
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-23 02:47 pm (UTC)
Padfoot! Can't- breathe!
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-07-23 02:50 pm (UTC)
shutupiamhuggingyou
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-23 03:03 pm (UTC)
Yes I can see that. Were you up in the dormitory the whole time?
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-07-23 03:06 pm (UTC)
Don't be retarded. I was off saving second years from almost certain death, PADMAN TO THE RESCUE and all that. Ouch, mind the cut.
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-23 03:14 pm (UTC)
Sorry! Here hold still, I'll fix it for you.
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-07-23 03:18 pm (UTC)
Nononono don't touch it, I want to keep it. It makes me look manly.
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-23 03:22 pm (UTC)
Well, alright. Did you bring James's diary with you?
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-07-23 03:23 pm (UTC)
Yes.
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-23 03:29 pm (UTC)
Okay, I've got Lily's and Peter's. I think Snape must have taken his with him when he left.
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-07-23 03:39 pm (UTC)
You're not even going to ask where I've put it?
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-23 03:42 pm (UTC)
Uh. I'm not sure I want to now.
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-07-23 03:43 pm (UTC)
You're no fun!
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-23 03:44 pm (UTC)
Alright, where have you put it?
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-07-23 03:55 pm (UTC)
Take a wild guess.
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-23 03:57 pm (UTC)
Under your hat?
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-07-23 04:00 pm (UTC)
I'm not wearing a hat.
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-23 04:01 pm (UTC)
Oh come on I know it's down your trousers.
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-07-23 04:03 pm (UTC)
Well when you say it like that it just sounds infantile.
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-23 04:04 pm (UTC)
Padfoot, give me that diary. Honestly, sometimes I worry about you and James.
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-07-23 04:20 pm (UTC)
Nope, can't do that. You'll have to retrieve it yourself.
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-23 04:26 pm (UTC)
Ugh how did I not see that coming. Alright, c'mere you.
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-07-23 04:37 pm (UTC)
mmmmmmmmmmm'lomoony
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-23 04:39 pm (UTC)
Sirius, now really isn't the time-

nrngh stop it!
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-07-23 04:40 pm (UTC)
just try and make me
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-23 04:41 pm (UTC)
Don't you remember what happened the last time you tried to molest me in the library?

Now come on, we've got to hide these diaries.
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-07-23 04:55 pm (UTC)
Aww, c'mon! This is completely different, Madam Pince isn't anywhere in sight- the adults have all gone. We could be eaten by zombies at any moment. You don't want to die a virgin, do you?
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-23 04:58 pm (UTC)
Well, no but-

Wait, I thought we got rid of all the zombies?
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-07-23 05:27 pm (UTC)
Moony, they are like cockroaches. No matter how many of them you stomp on, there will always be like ten thousand more trying to eat through the floorboards. Now take your shirt off.
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-23 05:31 pm (UTC)
Wait wait we should hide the diaries first. I found somewhere safe we can put them, so nobody will be able to find them except us.

Y'no, if we ever need them back.
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-07-23 05:56 pm (UTC)
Right.

Ooh, that is a good spot. How long have you known about that?? And more importantly, why didn't you tell me? This would have been perfect for that batch of dodgy dungbombs last month- alright alright sorry, bad time.
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-23 06:13 pm (UTC)
You ready to do this?
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-07-23 06:59 pm (UTC)
Probably not. But it's now or never, right?
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-23 07:03 pm (UTC)
We are talking about the diaries, right?
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-07-25 11:16 pm (UTC)
What? Oh yeah, definitely.

Maybe it's just the mildew in my eyes, but you're looking very attractive today, Remus. You ought to wear ripped cardigans more often.
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-25 11:19 pm (UTC)
What do you mean rip-

Oh blast. That must have been when I was fighting those zombies off in the dungeon. Oh never mind, hurry up and pass me those diaries. No, Sirius that's my thigh.
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-07-25 11:43 pm (UTC)
Mmmm you really do have beautiful thighs. Could I just-
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-25 11:57 pm (UTC)
No! Just wait a minute, would you? This is all quite upsetting.
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-07-26 12:26 am (UTC)
moonyyourthighscouldneverbeupsetting
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-07-26 12:26 am (UTC)
Not that! Get your face out of there!

I mean, y'no. Leaving.
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-08-15 07:42 pm (UTC)
It's probably best not to think about it too much.

What the hell, Remus, since when do you own VIOLET underwear?
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[User Picture]From: moopylunin
2007-08-16 12:03 am (UTC)
Oh I don't, they're yours. I didn't think you'd mind.
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[User Picture]From: istuffmypants
2007-08-16 09:13 pm (UTC)
Oh. I don't, actually, it's not like I ever wear them anyway.

Take your shirt off, would you? I've only got two hands.
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[User Picture]From: filthy_old_man
2007-08-17 03:02 pm (UTC)
WHAT THE BLEEDIN BOLLOCKS ARE YOU TWO DOING IN HERE? LOOTING, I BET.

JUST WAIT TIL PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE HEARS ABOUT THIS!
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