My face is perfectly hetrosexual!!
WAIT WAS THAT A WORD YOU SPELLED WRONG. LIKE A MISTAKE WITH YOUR SPELLING?
shut up! shut up! shut up!
I don't know how that happened!!!!
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY.
You're losing the plot, mate. That's what happens when you spend weeks and weeks hanging about with all those legal books and wotsits instead of people!
one spelling error does NOT mean I am losing the plot!!
Yeah but you only had half a plot to begin with.
I have enough plot to get you two out of shit creek more times than we can count!!!
Yeah well, I saved THE ENTIRE WORLD. ABOUT SIX TIMES.
OI! WHAT ABOUT ME, MATE?
REMEMBER THE CHESSBOARD.
YES, RON, WE ALL REMEMBER THE CHESSBOARD. YOU BRING IT UP EVERY SINGLE TIME.
TIME TO MOVE ON.
I WAS A BLOODY HERO YOU WANKER. I SAVED EVERYONE.
YOU ONLY COULD DO ALL THOSE THINGS LATER BECAUSE I DID THE CHESSBOARD THING.
I helped with the Basilisk!!
OH YEAH? WELL I.
And you helped us a lot!
Well done, Ron! Well done!
YEAH! Yeah I did. Thanks Hermione!
I helped loads. I killed a sodding Horcrux too. I'll go down in the anus of history!
DON'T TALK TO HIM LIKE HE'S HAD A LOBOTOMISER.
I'm encouraging him!! That's what he needs!!!! Instead of just shouting at him!!! Do you know he still wets the bed?!! HMMMM?!?
SHUT UP THAT WAS ONCE AND ONLY BECAUSE I WOKE UP AND YOU WERE STANDING THERE WEARING THAT STUFF ON YOUR FACE LAVENDER GAVE YOU AND YOU LOOKED LIKE AN INFERI