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[Jan. 2nd, 2008|11:29 pm]
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My New Years resolution is to work on my gaydar.

Ron. Seriously. Did you know? Because I didn't know.

I bet Hermione knew.
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From: carrotwang
2008-01-03 12:17 am (UTC)
I COULD TOTALLY SEE BETTER ON THE ALL CARROT DIET.

You'd think with the amount of time you spent in his office, mate. All those private meetings. Alone. Meeting. Privately.

Just saying. It's a bit bloody suspicious.
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From: ihaveweeprongs
2008-01-03 12:26 am (UTC)
But.

But he had a lot of meetings with me.
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From: carrotwang
2008-01-03 12:27 am (UTC)
Yeah mate, think about it.

Lots of MEETINGS.
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From: ihaveweeprongs
2008-01-03 12:28 am (UTC)
STOP IT. STOP GAYING IT UP. DUMBLEDORE WAS NEVER GAY WITH ME. HE WAS A PERFECT GENTLEMAN.
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From: carrotwang
2008-01-03 12:31 am (UTC)
ME? GAYING IT UP? Whatever, mate. You were the one going on about Sirius being a flaming homosexual.

Dumbledore probably wasn't interested in you anyway because you weren't evil. Maybe all gay men go for evil blokes.
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From: ihaveweeprongs
2008-01-03 12:37 am (UTC)
He was RETROsexual. Remus told me so.

Maybe, yeah. If you were gay, who would you go for?
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From: carrotwang
2008-01-03 12:41 am (UTC)
Oh REMUS told you. Now there was a gay man. Please tell me you knew he was gay.

I dunno, not someone evil if I could help it though, mate. It must be better in the long run if you're gay with someone you like.
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From: ihaveweeprongs
2008-01-03 12:48 am (UTC)
YES. Except for the part where he got married and had a kid and everything.

You'd think so, wouldn't you. I reckon I could be gay for you. If I was gay.
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From: carrotwang
2008-01-03 12:57 am (UTC)
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Where did THAT come from.

US? GAY? I guess. If I was going to be gay for anyone. It would probably be you. I mean. Not that I am slightly gay. BREASTS, mate, that is the good stuff.
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From: ihaveweeprongs
2008-01-03 01:09 am (UTC)
Midlife crisis.

Yeah. Your sister's knockers are way better than yours.
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From: carrotwang
2008-01-03 01:18 am (UTC)
I'm going to let that one slide, mate. Because I think we're bonding over our mutual non-gayness.

But JUST YOU BE CAREFUL AROUND MY SISTER'S KNOCKERS ALL RIGHT?
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