||[Jan. 2nd, 2008|11:29 pm]
|||||George Michael & Wham - Wake Me Up Before You Go - Go||]|
My New Years resolution is to work on my gaydar.
Ron. Seriously. Did you know? Because I didn't know.
I bet Hermione knew.
But he had a lot of meetings with me.
Yeah mate, think about it.
Lots of MEETINGS.
STOP IT. STOP GAYING IT UP. DUMBLEDORE WAS NEVER GAY WITH ME. HE WAS A PERFECT GENTLEMAN.
ME? GAYING IT UP? Whatever, mate. You were the one going on about Sirius being a flaming homosexual.
Dumbledore probably wasn't interested in you anyway because you weren't evil. Maybe all gay men go for evil blokes.
He was RETROsexual. Remus told me so.
Maybe, yeah. If you were gay, who would you go for?
Oh REMUS told you. Now there was a gay man. Please tell me you knew he was gay.
I dunno, not someone evil if I could help it though, mate. It must be better in the long run if you're gay with someone you like.
YES. Except for the part where he got married and had a kid and everything.
You'd think so, wouldn't you. I reckon I could be gay for you. If I was gay.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Where did THAT come from.
US? GAY? I guess. If I was going to be gay for anyone. It would probably be you. I mean. Not that I am slightly gay. BREASTS, mate, that is the good stuff.
Yeah. Your sister's knockers are way better than yours.
I'm going to let that one slide, mate. Because I think we're bonding over our mutual non-gayness.
But JUST YOU BE CAREFUL AROUND MY SISTER'S KNOCKERS ALL RIGHT?